TheBabyQuote http://www.thebabyquote.com/ The Baby Quote Website en-us yan-john Copyright 2025 Sun, 19 Oct 2025 11:50:27 +0000 hourly 1 Sun, 19 Oct 2025 11:50:27 +0000 Dora's got GPS https://www.thebabyquote.com/laugh/more/1 "Once upon a time" -- started as usual
"There was a little dinosaur"
"He could not find the way home"
"Dora said, do not worry, Let's get my GPS and find the way home for you!" Said little N :-)

Wow, see he has just upgraded Dora's Map to GPS:-)]]>

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Mon, 21 Mar 2011 00:00:00 +0000 Eating in, not out! https://www.thebabyquote.com/laugh/more/2 I told him that we have been eating out enough and not eating out this month.
He then protested..."But we are not eating outside, we are going inside the building!"

Great argument ;)]]>

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Sun, 02 Jan 2011 00:00:00 +0000 I am full of this, but... https://www.thebabyquote.com/laugh/more/3 "Well, I am full of chocolate, but I am not full of oatmeal yet!"...]]>

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Thu, 23 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000 I am having a cold! https://www.thebabyquote.com/laugh/more/4 "No, I am not cold, I HAVE a cold!"]]>

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Thu, 23 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000 Monsters gone wild! https://www.thebabyquote.com/laugh/more/5 N: I am scared
M: What are you scared about?
N: the monsters
M: Do not worry, mommy and daddy are very mean, we have scared the monsters away, they are going to different houses now.
N: But what if the other parents scare them away too?
M: Then they will scare each others
N: What if they do not want to scare each other
M: Then they will play with each other.
N: What if they do not want to play with each other?
M: Then they will go to the other planet, because earth is not fun for them anymore...

N: oh, they will just fly away? ....]]>

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Sun, 01 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000 Count the Toe Toe? :-) https://www.thebabyquote.com/laugh/more/6 "Now you count out the total of those discs."
He looked down, grabbed one of his feet and asked " which toe toe? this one or that one?"

(I sometimes call his toes "toe toe"...)]]>

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Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0000 Chinese Horse? https://www.thebabyquote.com/laugh/more/7 I looked at it and made my normal critical comment: “Horses usually have big pretty eyes!”
She looked at me, thought for a second, then said, "my horses are Chinese horses, so they have tiny eyes!"

Mommy faint!]]>

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Sat, 07 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000 Are you a fast thinker? https://www.thebabyquote.com/laugh/more/8 So, as usual, I answered: “I will think about it!”
He looked at me very anxiously and asked: “Mommy, are you a fast thinker?”
Daddy laugher and told me secretly -- it always takes me a looooooooooong time to think about it :-)

Got busted by my little guy again!]]>

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Tue, 20 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000 What are you doing? https://www.thebabyquote.com/laugh/more/9 "I was doing whatever you dreamed about" he said,
"Then what was I dreaming about?” I asked,

"The thing I was doing!” -- he said with confidence!]]>

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Thu, 20 May 2010 00:00:00 +0000 You (mom) are a smart girl! https://www.thebabyquote.com/laugh/more/10 After he finished tracking one of the duck images, I volunteered to draw a duck on the side – couple minutes later, a perfect duck was landing on the side of his traced duck. He looked up at me and praised -- you are a smart girl!]]>

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